Feel Me Flow

My old roommate, Gum Rapper, always enjoyed rapping his newly written rhymes while we cooked dinner. He was kind enough to share a new one with me on Friday. It's about one of my (and his) favorite subjects: international trade.

Well/
Countervailing duties/
antidumping self-gratuities/
subsidies to agri-biz/
prevailing incontinuities/
no wonder China cheats among da global trade communities.

Someday, Gum Rapper will be all over MTV. Just wait.